realcharmer | (no subject)

(no subject)

[ and then you got pantsed.

so how do you feel about that ]

Don't know where you'd go, though.

That doesn't matter much.

[ ALL WE NEED IS EACH OTHER'S COMPANY not actually saying that because don't be gross Piper

not allowed ]

I thought you were a little more rule-abiding, though.

[ shrugs ]

These aren't my rules.

Wanna try?

To ... pull people's pants down... ?

Maybe not that specifically. It's just easy to do on the fly like this. But you know, pulling a joke on someone.

[ deadpan ]

Sure. That's what children of Hades are good at. Having a great sense of humor.

[ raises her eyebrows, looking down at herself momentarily, in her hoodie and jeans

yes that was a good point to be making to Piper McLean, Nico ]

Are they? You're the only one I know of, so you tell me.

[ startled by that. unsure of how to respond. ]

... Pranks are stupid. There's more important things to worry about.

The point is really to not be worrying. But if pranks aren't your thing, that's cool.

[ what is this acceptance ... kind of stares at her, trying to figure out if she's kidding or not. after a moment... ]

I could get you close without them noticing.

That would be awesome! And Gods know Jason could use the help.

[ eyes him ]

He's the world's least sneaky person, isn't he.

[ and you said you had no sense of humor ]

The least sneaky, most genuine, considerate, goody-two-shoes prankster I've ever seen.

[ can you even call him a prankster? probably not ]

[ yeah, he's side-eying that description too ]

I'm surprised you got him to agree to do it.

I don't need charmspeak to be persuasive.

[ well not with Jason anyway ]

[ you're convincing me too ]

... hmph.

Who are you trying to prank?

Pretty much anyone. We already hit Leo and Frank, but that doesn't mean Leo isn't still fair game.

Jason, too.

[ true friendship is when your two best friends are first in line to get thrown mercilessly under the prank bus ]

[ apparently ... he glances over at Jason ]

Him, then.

[ YES ]

So what's the plan?

Take my hand and don't scream.

No promises.

[ reaches out to take his hand ]

[ ... taking it, then. ever shadow-traveled, Piper? ]

[ no but you did warn me

manages not to scream after all, though she does stumble a step when they land, a little overwhelmed ]

[ it's okay, Nico wavers on his feet as they come out too. he just tries to pretend he's totally fine. by crouching in the grass. they are presumably much closer to their target now. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only