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[ and then you got pantsed.

so how do you feel about that ]

[PUTTING SO MUCH TRAINED STEALTH INTO SNEAKING UP ON YOU

not that Piper doesn't have you distracted because frankly it's Piper. between her and your invention, hopefully sneaking up will be easy.

but is he sneaky enough to actually pants you]

[OF COURSE YOU ARE

blinks several times. What's that draft? What?? Wait what??]

[OH]

Whoa Jason, give me a second to deal with this flashback to second grade, okay?

[backing out of immediate reach and possible fireballs and cracking up]

Sorry, sorry.

[pulling up his pants]

You laugh now, big shot! You won't laugh so much when you face the Valdez REVENGE.

I'm very good at running, you know.

I'll build rocket shoes.

[idly pulling objects out his pocket and fiddling as he does]

...Does that mean I should start running right now?

Naw, man. I'm not gonna build rocket shoes right after I tell you I'm going to build rocket shoes. That'd just be LAME.

Oh, so you'll wait till I'm unsuspecting. A pretty good strategy.

Well, you know! That's how a guy like me has to operate!

[for example, what he just built idly has flown over and undone your belt, jason grace

and is pulling it loose from your pants]

Like so.

[...p. pulls his pants back up.]

You are way too good at that.

Not so fast, tighty whities! Didn't get to use my line!

[pulls a jumbo backscratcher out his hammerspace pouch

ganks them back down]

Hey Pipes! Jason's got a PACKAGE for ya!

[pretend Jason's face is Nico's in this icon because he is now SCANDALIZED AND TRYING TO KEEP HIS PANTS UP]

Leo!!

No need to be shy~!

THERE KIND OF IS, THOUGH!!

[At least I can defeat a back scratcher OK]

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